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THE GUEST WHO SLEPT THROUGH THE DAY

This is a fisherman's story.

We had a couple staying with us, the husband of which was a fanatically keen fisherman, even by the unusual standards of the sport.

This fanaticism took an unusual form. For the entire period of their stay the husband never slept in his bed at night, nor did he appear for breakfast in the morning. Remember we are a B & B. On enquiring with his wife we learned that he went fishing each night, staying until around midday when his wife went to collect him. On learning this we asked what he had for breakfast. Apparently all he had was a flask of tea and some sandwiches.

When we learnt this Darryl offered to supply bacon and egg sandwiches and his wife took these to him immediately after having her breakfast. At mid day the fisherman appeared and went straight to bed whilst his wife went sightseeing an shopping. This went on for the entire period of there stay.

Well that's a first!"

Mike's Fish  

 



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